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    August 19

    清洁工（专洗厕所）的告白

    至：亲爱的你，
     
    你是否记得我们初次的相遇？那时我坐在钱桶面前，你总会毫不犹豫地慷慨解囊，从钱包里掏出那2毛钱。在别人眼里，只不过区区那两毛钱。但在我心里，那两毛钱掉金钱桶和其他硬币撞击的声音...却一直挥之不散，控制着我的心跳...
    曾几何时，你匆匆忙忙地把钱投入钱桶中...我还没来得及欣赏你那流露出激（急）情的眼神...你便进去了...
    记得有一次，粗心大意的你把纸巾掉在门口便进去了。我，小心翼翼地把属于你的纸巾捡了起来。见你良久都还没出来，我开始担心了...担心你是不是消化不良便秘了？于是我不顾形象的冲了进去。温柔地敲敲了你的门...那时是第一次听见你的声音...你深情地对我说：“可否借张tissue？”那么响亮，那么清澈地拨动着我的情绪...我永远也无法忘怀...
    更让人难忘的是，有次我在擦着镜子时，透过镜中看着正在舒解的你...是多么地真情流露...多么地忘我...无意中深深地被你吸引住了...或许是心电感应，也或许是爱神丘比特的帮助...你顿时发现了我50000000伏特的电眼正透过镜子反射到你身上...你的脸马上转红...羞涩的眼神告诉我，你的心跳正和我的心跳在赛跑...
    其实我注意你很久了...喜欢用第3间厕所的你不爱洗手，也从不拉水...多么地有个性...每当你上完厕所，我都会第一时间跑进你习惯用的第3间厕所...呼吸着从你身上散发出的香气...感受着为你洗地的浪漫...或许你该静静欣赏我把你吐在地上的痰冲走时多么依依不舍的表情...或许你该看看我多么努力地为你清通阻塞的马桶...为你付出的一切一切...只为了让你能够舒舒服服地感受我的用心...
    如果你接受了我，那请你在洗脸盆前用力地咳嗽，已经好久好久没有听见你那成熟厚重性感又带有痰的咳嗽声了...
     
     
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    4:36 PM | Blog it

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    bao juanwrote:
    ok
    Aug. 22
    suseen suseenwrote:
    very funny bt a bit "disgusting"...hahahahaha....juz joking lah,no offence,k?^^
    Aug. 22
    bao juanwrote:
    没在sut谁，纯粹打爽
    Aug. 22
    janice twrote:
    哈哈哈哈。。进第三间去闻XX味就有。。
    哈哈哈~~不错~~98分~~
    Aug. 20
    eLLe LeLewrote:
    哇哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~
    Aug. 19
    smiLe niniwrote:
    真的要很高明才会明白叻...
    哈哈~~没有读华文的我...真的有点sot不到...
    Aug. 19
    Wongwrote:
    你在讲谁？？？
    可以不要降深吗？？？
    ok。。你打爽是吗？？？
    好心下次写点老少咸宜的。。。
    不要写了。。。回家。。！！！
    Aug. 19

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